Script

Okay, so this opening scene is totally sick. The script immediately hooks you by showing Billy Badass just being maximum chaos. The narrator is super chill about it, but Billy is basically a walking, talking detention slip, doing the grossest stuff—like the crickets and, hanging that teacher by his underwear. That whole sequence is basically Billy's resume for being a threat, which is exactly the point. And they cut everything super-fast, which makes it look intense and awesome when Billy finally gets booted. That tight shot of the principal's torso just shows you how little respect Billy has for authority, which is great.

But then things get serious because Billy's new principal is Tyrone Daquavious Weenie, and they call him The Punisher. That name alone tells you he's not messing around! The script makes him look terrifying with that close-up of his "HIDEOUS" scowl. The whole vibe changes—it's not just regular high school trouble anymore; it's like a prison movie where Billy is forced to be submissive. The narrator even asks the big question: can Billy stay a badass, or will Mr. Weenie actually crush him? It's basically an epic fight for Billy's soul!

And the ending shot? Legendary. Billy jumps right onto Tyrone's back and makes those obnoxious cowboy noises! It’s the perfect last laugh before the title screen comes up, proving that even when he's losing, Billy is still winning the coolness battle. That final shot, followed by the huge "BILLY BADASS" title card, guarantees the movie is going to be packed with ridiculously over-the-top action and jokes. You just know this whole movie is going to be a giant middle finger.